“Some people definitely do use it that way,” says Ryan, an Amazon support representative I spoke to by phone. “It is an apology for a negative experience. It sounds like exactly like you put it: they were just throwing it out there just so you would stop bugging them.”
I knew it! I’ve become sadly familiar with Amazon’s support system for Prime members as I’ve been on the receiving end of far more damaged, late or botched deliveries than I care to think about. The time I’ve spent talking to Amazon support will blow your mind.
Over the last two months I’ve spent more than 312 minutes chatting with Amazon support staffers (that’s over 5 hours). I’ve lost count of the additional time I’ve spent talking to Amazon support on the phone. And on several occasions — 3 by my count — a support session was terminated with the promise of a one month extension of my Amazon Prime membership.
Not a single one of those extensions have materialized and my Prime membership has now expired.
It was these promised Prime membership extensions — dangled like a carrot in front of a mule — that Ryan was referring to when he said, “Some people definitely do use it that way… It sounds like they were just throwing it out there just so you would stop ...